What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.