What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"