Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)