Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.