What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee