Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"