Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.