What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!