What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!