Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Get in the Karma.

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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They act too paowerful

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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I appreciate the sediment.