Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.