What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.