What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!