Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!