What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell