What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Russell !