What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.