Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.