What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.