What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.