Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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It was the Bain of his existence.

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A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?