What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.