Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Fb Jokes More Fb Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Ur Wife Jokes More Ur Wife Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.