What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

He hops.