Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

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Cheese was.

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Turnover.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

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Tijuana build a snowman

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!