They're knee grows.
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LeBronchitis
Turnover.
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
Tall stories !
He makes a swish!
They both have hops.
Swish cheese.
A Basketball player.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Shoot him before he hits the ground
He lost hijab.
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
Red, because it runs the most.
A Kraken-towa!
Because they can't tell afib
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Patti O'Furniture
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Darth Jaeger
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.