What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.