What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic