Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
He didn't want to be mainstream.
I'm not Willie Nelson"
points to dead cactus*
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Because the fine bros would sue.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Notice me 7pi!
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
