Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Here's 20 cents."
Because there was no point.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
Cars.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
He couldn't see himself doing the work
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
Annette!
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
becuase his peckers on his head
A Bondana.
Dont leave me hangin' bro
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
It's theft rate.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
