What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.