What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!