Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."