Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D