What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.