What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim