What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim