What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.