What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough