How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun