Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Nun.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
MariJUANa
A purr-rito
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I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
I don't know, Juana guess
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.