What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Where do poor noodles live?

In the spaghetto

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.