Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them