Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !