Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.