How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".