How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".