Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.