Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.