A snowfake.
She thought he was too controlling.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Because they never stand up for themselves.
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
Crimea River
I'll tell you later
A. Betty White.
Lonely.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
He was kinda flakey
When there is a prophet involved.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
None attended the University of Miami.
Anglican.
