A snowfake.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
He thought they were revolting!
Because violins is not the answer...
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Secret Satan.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Snowblower
He was kinda flakey
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
A little plaque.
Smells like teen spirit.
They are both santa clauses.
A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
One's a pro, and one's a con.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
