Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.