Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.