Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.