Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)