Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!