Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem