What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

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Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.