What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul