Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.