Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !