What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

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You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Just ice for Harambe"

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Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"