What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.