What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.