What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !