Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.