What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.