What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...