What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im