Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.