What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

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Like what if you find a penny

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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They both can't reach really far.