What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

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What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.