What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood