What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood