What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Fun Joke Jokes More Fun Joke Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?