What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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They wear mittens.

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Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!